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raesos91

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raesos91

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1196
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About raesos91 : married. led zep. pink floyd. mars volta. simpsons. bobs burgers. law & order. ff7. ff tactics. bioshock. ( . Y . ) & boobies. •to be a rock, & not a roll•

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raesos91's favorite FMLs

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (692103) - you deserved it (462999)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116
325 comments

I agree, your life sucks (239697) - you deserved it (31268)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML

#30994
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43291) - you deserved it (11016)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8192) - you deserved it (42287)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML

#3486
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21206) - you deserved it (5697)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33512) - you deserved it (2468)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53995) - you deserved it (6583)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12024) - you deserved it (62360)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version



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