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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (23 years)
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Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20235) - you deserved it (31624)

On 08/21/2010 at 2:09am - health - by clitorasaurus (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while playing poker, I lost a stack of money to somebody with the screen name "Poopface." FML


I agree, your life sucks (8725) - you deserved it (34361)

On 03/08/2010 at 7:08am - money - by prian (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8921) - you deserved it (47700)

On 11/12/2009 at 6:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (95003) - you deserved it (16070)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I decided to get a little frisky in bed. After we were done we lay spent on our bed then only to hear weird noises coming from our doorway. To our surprise not only had our daughter taken her first steps but has been watching and now making the noises as well. FML

Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (82198) - you deserved it (25092)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (706820) - you deserved it (474621)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (254715) - you deserved it (33945)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I listened to my room mate having sex from 3 A.M. until 6 A.M. When I looked over at my girlfriend, who must have thought I was sleeping, I noticed she was masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45226) - you deserved it (11509)

On 02/12/2009 at 12:25pm - intimacy - by skipper - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8772) - you deserved it (44061)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24656) - you deserved it (6166)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by amg85904 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34859) - you deserved it (2574)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

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