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About raelyn171 : I like to get Shreddi for the Narbeque.
I think its cause I Shredd the nar nar.
p.s. Metal. Hell yea
give me your e-mail address
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML
Friday 22 May 2015