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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 635
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About raelyn171 : I like to get Shreddi for the Narbeque.
I think its cause I Shredd the nar nar.
hmmm..

p.s. Metal. Hell yea

give me your e-mail address

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Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98513) - you deserved it (5396)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML

#14105864
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11344) - you deserved it (19510)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML

#14091257
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23098) - you deserved it (5043)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:35am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61954) - you deserved it (4876)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24170) - you deserved it (8080)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

#13925706
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24170) - you deserved it (8080)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:16pm - love - by rebeccacaissie - United States

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30993) - you deserved it (10463)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad planted and "discovered" a pack of cigarettes in my backpack to distract my mom from his gambling problem. FML

#13638786
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38055) - you deserved it (2205)

On 10/29/2010 at 2:29pm - misc - by Ginna - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (7982)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML

#13318955
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68735) - you deserved it (7736)

On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40133) - you deserved it (9441)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45613) - you deserved it (14553)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5185) - you deserved it (39732)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5185) - you deserved it (39732)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version



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