About raelyn171 : I like to get Shreddi for the Narbeque.
I think its cause I Shredd the nar nar.
hmmm..
p.s. Metal. Hell yea
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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my Dad thought "Joseph" and "Francis" were two people hacking our internet. They are actually the names of my laptop and iPod, which have now been blocked from using our modem. He can't figure out how to unblock them. FML
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On 02/11/2011 at 5:59am - misc - by Gem (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was on the phone with a client, when the gum I was casually chewing fell out of my mouth and down my shirt. While I was trying to dig it out, two of our newest customers walked into the lobby to see what looked like me fondling my breasts. FML
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On 02/10/2011 at 3:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 2:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I used my AA handbook as a beer coaster. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 10:47am - health - by Raprotcommander (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins
Today, it's the 3 month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML
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On 01/15/2011 at 2:09am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend's mother for the very first time. She walked in on me in the bathroom; I'd completely lost focus and fallen asleep while taking a shit. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 6:49pm - love - by Username - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by Hannah - United States (Kansas)
Today, while registering at the grocery store, a customer came into my lane with a 100 piece boiled shrimp platter. Feeling hungry, I muttered "nom nom" under my breath. The old man called my supervisor. Apparently I called him a moron. FML
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On 12/20/2010 at 12:02am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there awhile. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for "help". FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard "No, you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 4:26am - health - by shit (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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