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Today, in algebra, I took out my notebook. My Chinese teacher was so impressed with my "Chinese" writings on the cover that I'm now her "favorite student". Those "Chinese" symbols are actually Japanese, but I wanted someone to like me so badly that I didn't correct her. FML
by Miguel / 08/20/2011 at 3:40pm / United States / Geek
by knolan / 07/20/2011 at 12:40am / United States / Intimacy
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by rileycrash / 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by thoughtitwasspecial / 05/18/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Charlie / 05/04/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML
by Niquesha / 04/23/2011 at 7:56pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by nightDREAMERms / 04/23/2011 at 10:55am / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML
by Trainspotting / 04/03/2011 at 9:32am / United Kingdom (Staffordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, on my 21st birthday, a relative asked me if I was still engaged to the love of my life. The man I spent several years with, gave my virginity to, moved across the country for, who promised to marry me before my 21st, and who swore he was over his ex for good. No, but thanks for asking. FML
by Anonymous / 03/30/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by thisblows / 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
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