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Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2012 at 6:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out to coffee with an extremely attractive friend. A crazy man came up to the window we were facing. He took one look at her, then turned to me with a big, congratulatory smile, flashing me a thumbs-up. Then he turned to her, frowned disappointedly and gave a thumbs-down. FML
by offended / 06/14/2012 at 4:11am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by jack / 04/22/2012 at 10:43pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by cjd / 03/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY / 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Money
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, a stuffed ferret was the latest addition to the list of weird items my colleagues have found in our rubbish tip, and that they put in my office. The list also includes explicit fetish porn playing cards, live ammo and dead pheasants, to name a few. I need a new job. FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2012 at 11:36am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/29/2012 at 5:07am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by mary / 02/21/2012 at 10:33am / Australia / Health
by ThanksMum / 02/14/2012 at 6:56am / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 01/24/2012 at 5:39am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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