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Today, my oldar brothar and soma of his cuta friands cummad ovar. Whan wa got insida my mom yalls to ma ( I got u soma biggar tampons bacausa u laakad all ovar your naw undarwaar. ) Thay looool all startad laughing. FML

#492829
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132868) - you deserved it (8131)

On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, MAH BOSS CUMMED BACK FROM A 2 WEEK VACATION . I WAS THE ONLY ONE COVERING FIR HIM, AN I DID AN EXCELLENT JOB . IT WAS MAH CHANCE TO GET A PROMOTION . I ACTUALLY IMPROVED HIS SALES WHILE HE WAS GONE . BUT THE ONLY THING HE NOTICED WAS THAT I KILLED HIS PLANT . FML

#492264
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63774) - you deserved it (4519)

On 03/20/2009 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, ma family and I were at a restaurant!! We're Swedis and love talking about people in our language because no one ever understands ere!! I decided to comment about ow ugly te girl at te next table was!! Se turned around and goes "Dra åt elvete." Tat's Swedis for "Go to ell." big fat FML

#329882
448 comments

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On 03/14/2009 at 9:30pm - misc - by SwedishBozo (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I calld a priest "lame". He respondd jokingly with "God will smite you!" I laughd and walkd out the door. I trippd and broke mah ankle. FML

#280211
177 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:07am - health - by lolzor (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style , I said okay , an as soon as I bent over on the bed , looked at me an said , "Let's do this with the lights off". real FML

#232006
44 comments

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On 03/07/2009 at 1:34am - misc - by fjafja - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband!! He askd me to stop!!

#84789
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84871) - you deserved it (17696)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I bit into mah egg sandwich... an when I looked back into it... there were 5 long... gray... hairs leading from the sandwich into mah mouth. FML

#37200
43 comments

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On 02/13/2009 at 2:06pm - misc - by hhaannnnaahh (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I found Fml 4 tha first tima in class, and litarally laughd out loud in tha middla of tha lactura in front of 200 classmatas. Today's lactura? Tha crualtias of slavary. maga FML

#6752
48 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING WITH 3 KIDS I LOOK AFTER!! THE MIDDLE ONE HAS JUST LEARND ABOUT SEX AND STARTD CHANTING THAT I HAD DONE IT WITH THE ELDEST AS A JOKE!! WE WERE IN THE GARDEN AND THE NEIGHBOURS HEARD!! NOW I AM FRD, HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND AM BEING INVESTIGATD BY THE POLICE!! FML

#4463
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61440) - you deserved it (2857)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I drank a good amount of vodka and cut own hair. FML

#3156
33 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the phone rang!! I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair!! Tears in mah eyes and out of breath I pick up..!! "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's fir a survey." fat FML

#1820
24 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today... boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16550) - you deserved it (5841)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)



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