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About raeLove1127 : go through so much crap on a daily bases i feel like drama follows me where ever i go nothing seems to go right. i'm just a descent person trying to get somewhere in life. in college, pre-engaged to someone i love, all around good person
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Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML
Friday 5 February 2016