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raeLove1127
  • Town/Country : Louisville, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 54
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About raeLove1127 : go through so much crap on a daily bases i feel like drama follows me where ever i go nothing seems to go right. i'm just a descent person trying to get somewhere in life. in college, pre-engaged to someone i love, all around good person

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML

#20170222
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25178) - you deserved it (14223)

On 11/19/2012 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. He definitely killed the mood when, while down there, he started saying, "Nomnomnomnom." FML

#20169456
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31058) - you deserved it (4720)

On 11/19/2012 at 12:46pm - intimacy - by wow babe - United States (Maryland)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by waking him up with a blowjob, because he had always told me that it was a sexy fantasy of his. When he finally woke up, he got pissed off, rudely accused me of interrupting his beauty sleep, then soundly lay back down and fell asleep again. FML

#20169340
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27587) - you deserved it (3380)

On 11/19/2012 at 10:12am - intimacy - by nextcontestant16 - United States

Today, excited that I finally got a place of my own, I invited my boyfriend over for a sexy sleep over. He told me his mom doesn't want him sleeping over. He's 21 years old. FML

#20162787
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27683) - you deserved it (3707)

On 11/14/2012 at 2:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the bird I supposedly heard during the night throughout my childhood is actually the sound my mom makes when she comes. FML

#20160628
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35955) - you deserved it (2471)

On 11/12/2012 at 4:20pm - intimacy - by Heather - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

#20145433
199 comments

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On 11/03/2012 at 6:02am - intimacy - by heartbroke (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

#20144932
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34450) - you deserved it (5148)

On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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