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Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28187) - you deserved it (1530)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while on a haunted trail, I accidentally punched a high-schooler in the throat. FML

#21478538
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20324) - you deserved it (4338)

On 10/11/2015 at 8:31am - misc - by MeaganElizabethM (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

#21478533
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12092) - you deserved it (41967)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my son told me that he doesn't need to go to school because he doesn't need a job. It turns out he plans to get a life sentence in prison and live the rest of his life at the taxpayers' expense. FML

#21478471
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/11/2015 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

#21478146
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30086) - you deserved it (1720)

On 10/10/2015 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents over lunch. Unfortunately, I showed my dad her Facebook profile beforehand and he wouldn't stop making cracks about her duckfacing. It started with "Don't let her eat the bread, it'll puff up in her stomach and kill her", and ended in tears. FML

#21478134
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24747) - you deserved it (5079)

On 10/10/2015 at 1:39am - misc - by iskalion (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML

#21477505
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24881) - you deserved it (2652)

On 10/08/2015 at 11:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom and I went to catch our flight to Jamaica. She ended up being detained and questioned, because she packed hairspray, shampoo, drinks, basically half the shit you're not allowed to have in your luggage. We missed our flight. FML

#21477089
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (2327)

On 10/07/2015 at 6:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while trying to calm down my four-year-old son who had a tantrum in a store, a man walked up to me and said, "You couldn't have worn the condom?" FML

#21476150
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23002) - you deserved it (5017)

On 10/04/2015 at 7:12pm - kids - by jshsnan - United States (California)

Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML

#21475976
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24680) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/04/2015 at 10:20am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

#21475588
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (4212)

On 10/03/2015 at 3:42am - love - by JJ (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

#21475579
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22575) - you deserved it (11676)

On 10/03/2015 at 3:00am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

#21475453
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21868) - you deserved it (3983)

On 10/02/2015 at 5:45pm - love - by FML (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my little sister thought it would be funny to send my girlfriend a text saying I cheated on her and wanted to break up. Her response was "lol whatever I've been fucking Steve for like a month anyway". Steve is my brother, and he won't admit or deny it. FML

#21475264
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27661) - you deserved it (1955)

On 10/02/2015 at 6:22am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I saw my ex boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML

#21474925
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24872) - you deserved it (6309)

On 10/01/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)



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