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by snortingspunk / 12/03/2015 at 7:52am / South Africa / Intimacy
by ujellybro234 / 12/01/2015 at 11:52am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I was verbally and physically attacked in a public pool, because I was swimming in what a grandma claimed was her part of the pool. Since I'm a very tolerant person, I calmly tried to talk some reason into the elderly lady. The lifeguard had to come to protect me. FML
by Anonymous / 11/30/2015 at 6:54pm / Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen) / Health
by jimmy / 11/30/2015 at 4:27pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was waiting at a traffic light. I saw my neighbour and her new boyfriend crossing the road, then noticed as he started grabbing his crotch, but thought nothing of it. They both then pulled down their pants and urinated in the middle of the busy intersection. FML
by tabbycacti / 11/30/2015 at 8:06am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I bought lunch for my grandparents, aunts, and uncles. My uncle apparently felt uncomfortable at the restaurant, because he got up and flipped the table over before leaving. The bill tripled because of the broken glass, and my uncle called me up later for a ride. FML
by AsshatUncle / 11/29/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by aj513 / 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, while shopping for Black Friday, I got in line, hoping to get an Xbox One. I spent so long mistakenly standing in line for the bathroom that the store had sold out by the time I realized my mistake. FML
by nitemastr15 / 11/27/2015 at 7:18pm / United States (Texas) / Money
Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML
by coolest_mom / 11/25/2015 at 1:00am / Kids
Today, my girlfriend and I were sending dirty messages to each other. We were getting really into it until she replied to one of my messages with, "Oooooh yeah." I read it in the Kool-Aid man's voice and couldn't stop laughing. Mood killed. FML
by Stuby14 / 11/23/2015 at 9:31am / United States (South Dakota) / Intimacy
by Creepedout / 11/18/2015 at 10:26pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at the bar, I accidentally spilled a beer on my chest. Several drunk men whistled and seemed to enjoy what they saw so much that they bought even more drinks and started coming onto me. My boss asked if I could do it again on my next shift. FML
by anon. / 11/17/2015 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by strawberry / 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 5:20am / United States (Florida) / Love
by WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner / 11/16/2015 at 1:44am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy