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Today, I attended an elderly patient's funeral. He died of a heret attack after his daughter, as his carer, stopped all of his meds in favour of a half-cup of garlic a day. Apparently she'd "read an article" about the healing power of garlic,hich trumped 6-year degree. mega FML

#20804217
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On 07/26/2013 at 3:58am - health - by Saddoc (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peieng on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out an call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower!! FML

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On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

yesterday I learned that mah wife used to striphile in college. I found this outhen I brought her to a work party an mah boss recognized her. FML

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On 07/24/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, friends took work laptop and changd the sounds. Now, whenever I remove a USB device, a woman's voice screams "Put it back!" and when I insert a USB device, it says "Oh, you ned to push it in harder!" I don't know how to change it back. FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 11:45am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today I cummed home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, trying to be funny in front of some friends, I held mah cat above mah head Lion King style !! The hieght must have made him nervous, because he shat on mah head !! FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 12:02pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah coworkers glued pairs of different sized googly eyes all over mah office equipment, seconds before an important client arrived. FML

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On 07/17/2013 at 10:55am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SITTING ON MY LAP AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY. SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO FART. I CUMMED INSTANTLY. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 9:42pm - intimacy - by needsnewshorts (man) - United States (California)

Today, wile on te arplane, te cute grl next to me an I instantly it it off. Wen I excusd myself to te batroom, I must ave given er te wrong impression. Se wantd to join te mile ig club; I just wantd to take a crap. FML

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On 07/14/2013 at 6:41am - intimacy - by mile high clubber - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got home from work early and discoverd why my 17-year-old daughter's spraind elbow isn't getting any better after weeks of treatment. She can't stop giving handjobs. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere... a car slowd down in the street... an a passenger screamd ( HAPPY 4TH OF JULY... MOTHERFUCKER... ) before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 6:30pm - health - by Your ass... Grab it... (man) - United States (Texas)

Today , at the doctor's , I had lots of papers to fill out so boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them an the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders boyfriend had written , "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

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On 07/04/2013 at 3:03am - intimacy - by Never Going Back To The Doctor (woman) - United States

Today, I discoverd that looool when mah husband agred to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination . FML

#20762781
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On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

YESTERDAY I WAS TAKING SOME CLOTHES DOWNSTAIRS TO WASH HEN MAH MUM STOPPED ME. SHE ACCUSED ME OF SLEEPING AROUND AN TRYING TO HIDE SOMETHING SINCE SHE DID THE WASHING YESTERDAY. SHE MADE ME ADMIT IN FRONT OF THEHOLE FAMILY THAT I'D BEEN ( SURPRISED ) BY A CASE OF DIARRHEA. FML

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On 07/03/2013 at 12:19pm - health - by ToiletTroubles (woman) - United Kingdom



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