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by PheobeBuffay / 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 8:27am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by badbitch23 / 12/07/2015 at 6:21pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML
by DeeZeeMb / 12/07/2015 at 4:04pm / Slovenia (Maribor) / Animals
by princess / 12/07/2015 at 9:12am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 6:11am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/06/2015 at 4:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 10:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university 2 years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
by Suckered / 12/04/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 3:36pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/04/2015 at 2:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
Today, I accidentally walked in on my dad as he was getting changed. Now I know genetics can be a real bitch. With such a massive difference in size, I have to question whether I'm even biologically related to this old three-legged git. FML