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Today, I received three big boxes from my mother in law, containing expensive cookware. I was puzzled, because I know that she hates me. Turns out she mailed them to us by mistake. Not only did she not get us anything, but I now have to pay to ship the boxes to her neighbor. FML
by bahhumbug / 12/21/2015 at 1:25pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally realized the toll working as a cashier 5 days a week during the holidays does to your psyche. I just said "Welcome To Walgreens", out of pure reflex, to my cat as she walked into my kitchen. FML
by Deweyboy / 12/21/2015 at 1:01pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 12/20/2015 at 3:25am / Kids
by periods / 12/18/2015 at 11:37am / United States (California) / Love
by brokebackanus / 12/18/2015 at 9:15am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2015 at 5:17am / United States / Work
by NewMom1115 / 12/17/2015 at 5:53pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
by not invited / 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML
by anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML
by Ihadnoidea / 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML
by Anonymous / 12/12/2015 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 12/11/2015 at 9:38pm / Intimacy
by PheobeBuffay / 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
by Anonymous / 12/10/2015 at 8:27am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Hormones apparently / 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy