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Today, my step mom sat me down and told me that she doesn't think that my dad is my biological father because she hasn't gotten pregnant from him. I don't think she quite understands the concept of being a step mom. FML

#21502978
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22976) - you deserved it (1966)

On 12/12/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while working at a gas station, I accidentally changed the price of gas to 8.9 cents per litre. It took me fifteen minutes to figure out why everyone wanted only two or three dollars of gas. I fixed it, but now my managers are debating charging me for lost revenue. FML

#21502954
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19965) - you deserved it (6624)

On 12/12/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Ihadnoidea (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

#21502798
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (1268)

On 12/12/2015 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my ex texted me after more than a year of no communication. He wanted to know if I was interested in having a threesome with him and his current fiancée. FML

#21502739
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24834) - you deserved it (2304)

On 12/11/2015 at 9:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML

#21502593
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24523) - you deserved it (2755)

On 12/11/2015 at 1:14pm - love - by PheobeBuffay - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML

#21502182
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22381) - you deserved it (2296)

On 12/10/2015 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

#21501271
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22245) - you deserved it (3165)

On 12/07/2015 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by Hormones apparently (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, my cat managed to digest some of the grass she ate. This makes her poop come out daisy-chained, and sometimes leaves a piece dangling from her ass on a string of grass. Then she runs around like crazy until it falls off, if possible on my bed. I had to catch her and pull it out by hand. FML

Today, my 3 year old daughter's Halloween costume finally got delivered. FML

#21501054
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24632) - you deserved it (1903)

On 12/07/2015 at 9:12am - misc - by princess - United States (California)

Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML

#21501013
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12708) - you deserved it (27442)

On 12/07/2015 at 5:11am - intimacy - by accidentalnorman -

Today, I had to explain to my Romanian colleague that, no, a cat flap is not a euphemism for a vagina. FML

#21500678
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20403) - you deserved it (1719)

On 12/06/2015 at 8:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, some wannabe molester actually used the "Do you know who my dad is?!" line on me as I threw him out of a club. Turns out his dad is my boss's brother. I'm now searching for a new job. FML

#21500663
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25023) - you deserved it (1819)

On 12/06/2015 at 6:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML

#21500653
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21653) - you deserved it (2078)

On 12/06/2015 at 4:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML

#21500213
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21938) - you deserved it (1598)

On 12/04/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)



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