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Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML
by millie219 / 08/13/2012 at 11:20am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 9:48am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
by Embarrassed / 10/01/2010 at 9:06am / United States / Health
by LaurahLunatic / 09/05/2009 at 2:31am / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I was following my girlfriend up the stairs, I was pretty sure I was going to get lucky. As I was almost up the set of stairs, she lifted her skirt and revealed to me that she wasn't wearing any panties. I fell backwards down the stairs. FML
by Ouchithurt / 08/04/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Indiana) / Love
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, after hours of non-stop work on an important case, I cheeringly blurted out, "And now, time… Today, I came back from the hospital after back surgery which required putting screws in my spine.…