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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1851
  • Number of comments : 29
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About rachel_h : 5'2 with some attitudee

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Visits<b>lilauer13</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 10:00am<b>CNE0899</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 4:14pm<b>agzz21</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 12:16am<b>americanafrican</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 3:30am<b>pako1021</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 12:38pm<b>IceMan11</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 10:35am<b>naw</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 5:08pm<b>hfudge</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:39am<b>Testing1234</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 6:49pm<b>OmgitsJay</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 10:42am<b>Trollx</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 11:12pm<b>JoshuaIsHott</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 3:36pm<b>mcintosh123</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 11:33pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 6:48pm<b>iSativa</b> - the 11/10/2014 at 9:37am<b>LiiaaBee</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 6:10am<b>deusky04</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 10:44pm<b>ohdannyboyy</b> - the 10/27/2014 at 12:11am

Fucked!<b>lilauer13</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 5:39am<b>deusky04</b> - the 11/06/2014 at 4:44am

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rachel_h's favorite FMLs

Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML

by shaviTuT / 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm / Malaysia (Johor) / Animals

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

by DogLover / 02/06/2013 at 8:59am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

by Anonymous / 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love

Today, I made a new friend: the cricket the doctor pulled out of my ear canal. FML

by Ear Invasion / 01/26/2013 at 12:53am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals

Today, my son volunteered to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store, I noticed he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids

Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm / United States / Health

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

by alliez108 / 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML

by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML

by pleasestop / 06/11/2011 at 4:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Health