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Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
by shaviTuT / 02/07/2013 at 2:44pm / Malaysia (Johor) / Animals
by DogLover / 02/06/2013 at 8:59am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/29/2013 at 4:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Ear Invasion / 01/26/2013 at 12:53am / United States (New Mexico) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:14pm / United States / Health
by authorsubmit / 05/04/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Health
by alliez108 / 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by pleasestop / 06/11/2011 at 4:48am / Australia (Victoria) / Health
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