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About rachel_h : i could put a lot on here... so u can just ask if ya wanna know anything!(; and im not as old as u may think i am.. favorite quote.. ---> Truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the one worth suffering for.
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Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
Friday 7 March 2014