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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38634) - you deserved it (129773)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML

#867771
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67336) - you deserved it (4734)

On 04/08/2009 at 6:26am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

#811533
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19882) - you deserved it (73639)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
879 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60467) - you deserved it (634226)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34760) - you deserved it (20961)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version



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