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by kerensa / 07/15/2012 at 1:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by etmerda / 07/12/2012 at 6:31am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
by FauteuilEver Alone / 07/05/2012 at 4:11am / France / Miscellaneous
by lala8940 / 06/28/2012 at 1:20am / United States / Animals
Today, I was worried about my brother because he said that his new medication was making him hallucinate. I told him he should see a doctor right away. He said it was fine and that he had already seen a doctor. I later found out the doctor he was talking about was a hallucination. FML
by PickedOff / 04/27/2012 at 4:22am / United States / Health
by GogoTheGreat / 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by AngryLittleMan / 04/22/2012 at 11:00pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
by Ashamed / 04/20/2012 at 3:34am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Kevin / 12/29/2011 at 2:32pm / France / Miscellaneous
by ;)loganberry(; / 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 2Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…