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Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (3690)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finished my project two weeks early. Now I am being laid off because there is no work to do. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 8:00am - work - by bowhuntpa (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my friend gave me a fortune cookie that said, "Don't be saddened by an upcoming event". Three hours later my girlfriend broke up with me because she said I was too superstitious. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 3:08am - misc - by joking0303 (man) - United States (Colorado)



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