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  • Number of visits : 161
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About qwils : BarrelRacer•WesternPleasure•HunterUnderSaddle

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We're just like you, only prettier.

"Everyone is created equal...except us cowgirls, we're a little better." (;

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