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About qwertsarecool122 : Hello. I'm here just for the entertainment. I'm 16. Pretty sporty, as I play basketball and volleyball. I love art & reading. Not sure where my life would be without music..I also work as an Aid at the local Nursing Home. Any other questions feel free to drop a line!
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