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I went to eat the orange I'd brought to work but couldn't fine it. After minute searching I found it. Nailed to the cieling. FML

#18517264
149 comments

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On 12/15/2011 at 1:57am - work - by Username - United States (California)

Today , I was fred from mah job on account of ( sexual harassment ) toward female employees . The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massage when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift , an complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down . mega FML

#18434138
257 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 2:22am - intimacy - by LucklessNiceGuy (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... a private number called me telling me to ( Beware the water bottles ) as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window... hitting me. FML

#18408949
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25259) - you deserved it (3005)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learnd that hairdo must resemble a rat . I found out when a hawk swoopd down an dug its claws into head while I was sunbathing . FML

#18408881
67 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today I Sat On Santa's Lap . He Got An Erection . FML

#18404973
238 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

yastarday our school startad an anti-bullying policy , and wa watchad a vidao about bullying. Aftar tha vidao , I told a taachar about a bullying casa going on that I know about. His rasponsa? "Tall somaonaho caras" as ha walkad away chuckling. fat FML

#18400111
152 comments

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On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart . Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me andhispered ( sperm ) into ear . My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before . FML

#18398754
149 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it's mah soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On mah break at work I texted her how much I looool loved her an happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will u be home? Mom won't let me open present until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. mega FML

#18394511
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On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
192 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom

TODAY AN ALL DAY I WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO ONE OF TE KIDS IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING PLAY TERE RECORDER LOUDLY AN ORRIBLY. SE STARTED OVERENEVER SE MISSED A NOTE. I WAS SICK WAS GETTING A MIGRAINE FROM IT AN COULDN'T ASK ER TO STOP WITOUT ER MOM YELLING AT ME. FML

#18242720
72 comments

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On 11/13/2011 at 11:46pm - health - by mintypoison (woman) - United States (Washington)

I bought weed 4 the frst time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today... like every day since my brth... looool my name is Spreme. Yeah... you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too.

#18227248
469 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41200) - you deserved it (3194) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today..!! my boyfriand of fiva yaars was in a bad car crash..!! and andd up with a concussion!! Ha didn't ramambar ma!! At all!! But ha ramambard his othar girlfriand ha had chaatd on ma with 4 two months!! maga FML

#18210187
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47634) - you deserved it (3467)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)



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