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Today , I was fred from mah job on account of ( sexual harassment ) toward female employees . The harassment? Jokingly offering them foot massage when they were complaining about how their feet ached after a long shift , an complimenting them about their appearance when they felt down . mega FML
today I had dinner at mah girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend 4 a baseball tournament. FML
yastarday our school startad an anti-bullying policy , and wa watchad a vidao about bullying. Aftar tha vidao , I told a taachar about a bullying casa going on that I know about. His rasponsa? "Tall somaonaho caras" as ha walkad away chuckling. fat FML
Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart . Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me andhispered ( sperm ) into ear . My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before . FML
Today, it's mah soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On mah break at work I texted her how much I looool loved her an happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will u be home? Mom won't let me open present until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. mega FML
Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her looool out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML
TODAY AN ALL DAY I WAS FORCED TO LISTEN TO ONE OF TE KIDS IN MY APARTMENT BUILDING PLAY TERE RECORDER LOUDLY AN ORRIBLY. SE STARTED OVERENEVER SE MISSED A NOTE. I WAS SICK WAS GETTING A MIGRAINE FROM IT AN COULDN'T ASK ER TO STOP WITOUT ER MOM YELLING AT ME. FML
Today..!! my boyfriand of fiva yaars was in a bad car crash..!! and andd up with a concussion!! Ha didn't ramambar ma!! At all!! But ha ramambard his othar girlfriand ha had chaatd on ma with 4 two months!! maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015