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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 307
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  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 49 posted

About quickfingers100 : Time passes and the children giggle,
A small mouse wins on the stock exchange,
The loofer you once lost is found in undergrowth,
Oh how I ache for you.

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Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36932) - you deserved it (9559)

On 07/22/2011 at 9:38am - intimacy - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (72365) - you deserved it (3724)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom



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