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About queenofdeath : Since I'm A Member Of This Site, And It Says F*** My Life, You Kind Of Get A General Idea.
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Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, an the next morning, my mom an brother gatherd in my room an sang "Happy Birthday" as they handd her pancake with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by scream to take the trash out. FML
Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML
Today, my neigbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. Te gas in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. Wen I finally got into my ouse screaming in agonizing pain, my moter said "Quit bitcing, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML
today my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shrts, I told him that the particular shrt he was wearing lookd ugly. He turnd around, sighd, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but u don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
Today, it snowed in Sout Carolina for te first time in 10 years. It snowed eigt wole inces! I was so excited, I yelled for ma kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to te steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in te ospital wit a bad concussion. Te snow ad all melted. real FML
Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML
TODAY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY TO TAKE A SHOWER. I TOOK ALL OF MY CLOTHS OFF, AND STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER FACING THE KNOBS. WHEN I TURNED AROUND, I SAW SOMEBODY STANDING IN THERE WITH ME. APPARENTLY, MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, AND I FOUND HIS FRIEND. FML
Friday 27 March 2015