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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1435
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 9 posted

About queenofdeath : Since I'm A Member Of This Site, And It Says F*** My Life, You Kind Of Get A General Idea.

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TODAY, MAH DOG FARTD . IMMEDIATELY, HE TURND AROUND TO SNIFF HIS STINK THEN FURIOUSLY LICKD HIS BUTTHOLE . HE THEN LICKD MAH NOSE . FML

#8658906
108 comments

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On 02/26/2010 at 6:13am - animals - by aaalias34 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, an the next morning, my mom an brother gatherd in my room an sang "Happy Birthday" as they handd her pancake with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by scream to take the trash out. FML

#8366302
129 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML

#8366162
99 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my daughtar told ma sha wantad to ba a strippar whan sha graw up , just lika daddy's girlfriand. Wa'ra still marriad. FML

#8300891
284 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my neigbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. Te gas in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. Wen I finally got into my ouse screaming in agonizing pain, my moter said "Quit bitcing, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

#8230372
151 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version

today my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shrts, I told him that the particular shrt he was wearing lookd ugly. He turnd around, sighd, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but u don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

#8223058
147 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm - love - by AnnaNick (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it snowed in Sout Carolina for te first time in 10 years. It snowed eigt wole inces! I was so excited, I yelled for ma kids and ran outside to build a snowman. I ran out to te steps and slipped on ice. I woke up in te ospital wit a bad concussion. Te snow ad all melted. real FML

#8210549
240 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 3:11pm - kids - by owwie - United States

Today, ma dog fartd naxt to ma CPAP slaap/braating macina !! Ta macina suckd up ar fart, comprassd it, and looool promptly injactd it up bot of ma nostrils !! big fat FML

#8202300
203 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today... I found out tat I was not adoptd and in fact my parent r my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long ave I been believing I was adoptd? 22 yeres. Wy did I start believing I was adoptd? My sibling tougt it would be a funny joke. My mom playd along. FML

#8124338
215 comments

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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Taday I fell down te stairs, and my uncle came rusing over because e tougt it was is 1 year old son. He saw me lying on te ground and said, "O. It's you," and ten left to watc te ockey game. FML

#8067706
83 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 9:52pm - misc - by spanishgirl101 (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I have the flu food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquid pouring out of me from variou holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
275 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, my little sister asked me wat se would look like wen se got older . I told er tat se would probably look a lot like me . Se started to cry . fat FML

#7927518
56 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS IN THE BATHROOM GETTING READY TO TAKE A SHOWER. I TOOK ALL OF MY CLOTHS OFF, AND STEPPED INTO THE SHOWER FACING THE KNOBS. WHEN I TURNED AROUND, I SAW SOMEBODY STANDING IN THERE WITH ME. APPARENTLY, MY LITTLE BROTHER AND HIS FRIEND WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK, AND I FOUND HIS FRIEND. FML

#7682210
178 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgustd, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

2day ma moter urgd me to "get over tis lesbian ting and give me some grandkids." In front of ma grlfriend of eleven monts!! FML

#7583250
33 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 1:05am - love - by Eagle (woman) - United States (California)



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