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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 May 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 458
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About queenniamh : i like to listen to music and screw around with my friends...and read FMLs lolz

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Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually 3 10-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

#4412595
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I agree, your life sucks (12630) - you deserved it (64310)

On 08/09/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by pwndbykidz (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML

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181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65945) - you deserved it (12021)

On 08/06/2009 at 6:05am - intimacy - by OhFseriously123 (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62555) - you deserved it (32198)

On 07/10/2009 at 1:03pm - misc - by takinabreak (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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