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About queencitystoner : so, yes i have a crude sense of humor, i laugh at things i shouldnt and i have no problem telling you where to stick it. other than that im fairly easy to get along with, i like my smoke, i rarely drink and love my xbox haha. any problems with me? too bad, i will not change for anyone, take me as i am or fuck off.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML
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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)
Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML
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On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
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On 04/08/2010 at 12:27am - kids - by bleredoshia (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -
Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I asked my boyfriend advice on apartment hunting - as we were planning to move in with each other. He told me that there is no way he can afford to move out of his parents' house anytime soon. He can, however, afford a collection of belt-fed automatic nerf guns. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 1:21am - love - by expertdoubleex (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I came home from a long day at work to find a path of rose pedals from the front door. Gasping with surprise, I followed it past the living room... past the bedroom... into the kitchen, where there was a note that said "Friends coming over tonight, we need food, love you!" FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 3:33am - love - by Romantic (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year old sister passed out on the couch. FML
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On 01/10/2010 at 10:37am - health - by badsister (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I introduced my family to beerpong. They especially liked the part about distracting each other while shooting. My grandma flashed me. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 1:28am - misc - by ScarredForLife (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend and his friends had a conversation about the power of boobs. He later asked me to make him a sandwich to "prove my love for him." I said "How about I just show you my tits?" Without looking up from the TV, he said, "How about you make me a sandwich?" FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 11:19pm - love - by Sheik (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me that every time he has sex with me he thinks about some mutant bunny chick from "Final Fantasy." FML
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On 11/12/2009 at 2:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, after an amazing sex session, my boyfriend rolls over and stares lovingly into my eyes, puts his hand on my cheek caressing it tenderly... and says "Who's a good piggy?" in his best Homer Simpson's voice. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 4:28am - intimacy - by homersgirl (woman) - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML
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On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)
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