Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

qtips402

Search for a member

qtips402

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1984
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About qtips402 : bored...

qtips402's page activity

Visits<b>story_girl18</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 4:34pm<b>yoursmileishawt</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 1:53pm<b>brittanyx00</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 11:18am<b>juliaaa24</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 7:50am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 8:01am<b>spiers1</b> - the 03/04/2014 at 10:44pm<b>beany_boo7</b> - the 01/06/2014 at 9:31am<b>Shorty_Shaza</b> - the 10/17/2013 at 2:51pm<b>sneeks</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 4:26am<b>kiamabab</b> - the 07/26/2013 at 7:54pm<b>semper_amo</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 10:35pm<b>HAY_JAY2013</b> - the 06/17/2013 at 9:47pm<b>JillianBall</b> - the 06/16/2013 at 3:06pm<b>YoshiEgg</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 9:54am<b>C0lT0N__</b> - the 05/29/2013 at 12:33am<b>mickaela_</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 8:07am<b>sabanban</b> - the 04/11/2013 at 2:50pm<b>miwako</b> - the 02/17/2013 at 9:56am

qtips402's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of qtips402's badges

qtips402's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (3064)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34349) - you deserved it (4468)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my grandpa was wearing flip flops and white socks. He entered my restroom, and the moment he did it, I realized there was no toilet paper left. I felt too ashamed to interrupt his dump, so I waited for him to ask for paper, he never did and came out without socks. FML

#6695644
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28138) - you deserved it (4756)

On 12/10/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by dayum (man) - Mexico (Chihuahua)

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

#6662033
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (2683)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

#6662033
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31807) - you deserved it (2683)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (653378) - you deserved it (439631)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML

#217290
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24746) - you deserved it (128875)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:33pm - health - by ubbernoob (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
996 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70901) - you deserved it (736516)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42470) - you deserved it (20400)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87215) - you deserved it (39802)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87215) - you deserved it (39802)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Korrig'Anne's illustrated FML
  • So, have you ordered it? Have you got it? No? Yes? Do you have any idea of what I'm talking about? OK, for the normal people, I'm talking about the new iPhone 6. Apparently, it came out today. I'm not…

Friday 19 September 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: