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Today, at work, friend dared me to answer the next call on phone by saying, "This is your local sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it." I did it. The person on the phone was boss. mega FML

#19682982
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11486) - you deserved it (42615)

On 05/26/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by girly girly - United States (Texas)

TODAY, TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A LOSER IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDSHO ALL HAVE GIRLFRIENDS, MAH BROTHER MADE UP A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP. HE ASKD ME TO GIVE HIM A HICKEY IN EXCHANGE 4 50 EUROS. OUR PARENTS WALKD IN ON US. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14622) - you deserved it (52362) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time fir us to leave, I saw him write something on the reciept fir our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. mega FML

#19483512
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30076) - you deserved it (2317)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

Today, mah girlfriand fall aslaaphila giving ma haad. FML

#19335521
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26074) - you deserved it (5412)

On 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by justgreat - United States (Florida)

Today... I askd ma grlfriand wan sa'll ba aving ar pariod... sinca sa was acting pratty bitcy ta last tima around. Sa duct tapd ma lag air and rippd it off wila I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (51908)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (37406)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

Taday I found out tat getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

#19069104
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5827) - you deserved it (36721)

On 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by michael (man) - United States

Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (4619)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy . She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts . Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts . She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises . mega FML

#18561391
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16567) - you deserved it (52766)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Arizona)

YESTERDAY, MAH HUSBAND CALLD ME TO THE BEDROOM TO SHOW ME SOMETHING. THIS "SOMETHING" WAS HIM DEMONSTRATING HIS SEEMINGLY WELL-TRAIND ABILITY TO ACCURATELY TYPE OUT A SENTENCE ON MAH PHONE USING NOTHING BUT HIS ERECT PENIS. FML

#18531722
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30477) - you deserved it (5370)

On 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by anne (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18454) - you deserved it (77682)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY, MY CAR BROKE DOWN BECAUSE SOMEONE STUCK A DILDO IN THE TAIL PIPE. I'D PARKED IN MY DRIVEWAY. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (3032)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I dislocated mah jaw while giving mah boyfriend a blowjob. FML

#18051286
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43637) - you deserved it (19776)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada

Today, I caught mah wife slipping penis enlargement pills into mah coffee. fat FML

#17795601
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (8278)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

TODAY, I GOT A CALL FROM MAH DAUGHTER'S SCHOOL SAYING THAT SHE HAD BEAT SOMEONE UP. SHE'S 4. FML

#17746655
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28018) - you deserved it (5616)

On 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm - kids - by unknown - United States (Massachusetts)



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