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by girly girly / 05/26/2012 at 10:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by unloved / 04/17/2012 at 10:54am / United States / Love
by justgreat / 03/23/2012 at 10:30pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by gabbykinz13 / 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm / United States / Love
by KittenNomNom / 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by michael / 02/13/2012 at 9:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
by cieee / 02/13/2012 at 2:09am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I dated smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
by Ryan / 12/20/2011 at 12:57pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
by anne / 12/16/2011 at 10:46pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/25/2011 at 1:58am / United States / Transportation
by canucks_chick / 10/23/2011 at 1:45am / Canada / Intimacy
by ThisBlows / 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
by unknown / 09/14/2011 at 8:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come… Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was… Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent…