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qetzacoatl122112
  • Town/Country : San Diego, CA, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 3948
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About qetzacoatl122112 : I'm 14 and gay, get over it.

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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (461260) - you deserved it (573049)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37229) - you deserved it (5485)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7452) - you deserved it (28251)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15925) - you deserved it (8727)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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