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qetzacoatl122112

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4570
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About qetzacoatl122112 : I'm 14 and gay, get over it.

qetzacoatl122112's page activity

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Fucked!<b>HowlingFire</b> - the 12/23/2015 at 5:53am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:20pm

qetzacoatl122112's FML badges

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qetzacoatl122112's favorite FMLs

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

by ouchmynose / 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

by lilzoot / 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm / United States (Alabama) / Geek

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

by FractalSanity / 02/01/2009 at 3:11am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

by enjoy / 10/13/2008 at 4:30am / Money