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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4342
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About qetzacoatl122112 : I'm 14 and gay, get over it.

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qetzacoatl122112's favorite FMLs

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face off of my knee and breaking my nose. FML

#63782
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46109) - you deserved it (6761)

On 02/17/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by ouchmynose (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I played games on Barbie.com and gave up after 10 minutes. They were hard. FML

#14117
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10220) - you deserved it (37657)

On 02/07/2009 at 10:19pm - misc - by lilzoot (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my best friend was crying because her boyfriend is a retard. I brought my thumb up to wipe a tear off her face, and somehow stuck it up her nose. FML

#4457
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23599) - you deserved it (10421)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:11am - love - by FractalSanity - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45486) - you deserved it (21742)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -



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