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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2021
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About qazqwer313 : LOLing is my favorite passtime

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Today... I was shaving mah balls with a blade razor cuz mah electric trimmer had died an I had a big date with the grl of mah dreams. I moved too quickly an accidentally knicked a vein in mah scrotum. I had to hold gauze over mah balls until the paramedic arrived. FML

Today... I was shaving mah balls with a blade razor cuz mah electric trimmer had died an I had a big date with the grl of mah dreams. I moved too quickly an accidentally knicked a vein in mah scrotum. I had to hold gauze over mah balls until the paramedic arrived. FML

Today I decided to use mah mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling mah anger she told me looool to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51337) - you deserved it (18312)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to bothar my friand Emily. I kapt punching har. Sha askad if I wantad to fight. I agraad bacausa sha's a 15 yaar old skinny girl an I'm 17 yaar old buff guy. Sha baat tha crap out of ma until I criad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18135) - you deserved it (142256)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)



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