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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 October 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1952
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About qazqwer313 : LOLing is my favorite passtime

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Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

Today, I was shaving my balls with a blade razor because my electric trimmer had died and I had a big date with the girl of my dreams. I moved too quickly and accidentally knicked a vein in my scrotum. I had to hold gauze over my balls until the paramedics arrived. FML

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51148) - you deserved it (18250)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17980) - you deserved it (140684)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)



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