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q_tipperz
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 9590
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About q_tipperz : Hey =] whaddup FML ppl ,
I like to play Halo 3 on my xbox 360. If you wanna add me on live: swish beatz . Mmm I like to read FML on my iPhone.. uhh ? And there's more stuff to tell but so little time!

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Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (402846) - you deserved it (26900)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

#811533 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (15666) - you deserved it (55754)

On 04/05/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083 (200)

I agree, your life sucks (106220) - you deserved it (10351)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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