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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1989 (24 years)
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Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 3-year-old said, "Mommy, I can share my teddy grahams with you." I said, "Thanks, honey, you're so sweet." And I ate a few. When I popped the last one in my mouth, I said, "Oh no, all gone!" She said, "That's okay, I have more." Then pulled the next handful out of her underwear. FML

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On 05/13/2009 at 9:45pm - kids - by chelserusera (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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On 05/10/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by airport (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML

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On 05/07/2009 at 10:45am - intimacy - by eeh (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the 2nd grade. FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 11:47pm - kids - by fmal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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