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pyromaniac703
  • Town/Country : woodstock, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 29 June 1989 (23 years)
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Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

#20136968
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17252) - you deserved it (3560)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22585) - you deserved it (13005)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I discovered that there is nothing wrong with our snowblower. I live in Alaska and for the last 10 years I have been shoveling our long steep driveway because I thought the snowblower was broken. Reality? My mother has "never been able to get it out of the shed." FML

#18255281
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21400) - you deserved it (3781)

On 11/15/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by dazean - United States (Alaska)

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Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
413 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (471217) - you deserved it (585108)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
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I agree, your life sucks (471217) - you deserved it (585108)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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