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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (19 years)
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About pyromando3 : I am 16, a musician and a writer. I plan on enlisting into the Army to be a Ranger. I'm also a Christian. That's the basis of my personality

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Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML


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Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML


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