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pyromando3
  • Town/Country : Jackson, TN, USA, USA, USA, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 February 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 31
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pyromando3 : I am 16, a musician and a writer. I plan on enlisting into the Army to be a Ranger. I'm also a Christian. That's the basis of my personality

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Today, I was feeling very ill after a severe anxiety attack. I asked my boyfriend to hold my hand until I fell asleep. He said he couldn't because he needed both hands to play on his gameboy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28398) - you deserved it (5159)

On 05/23/2010 at 1:47am - love - by vikingunicorn (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27055) - you deserved it (19867)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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