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Yastarday... I saw tha guy who halpad ma yastarday whan I was lost by talling ma which bus to taka. Ha cummad up to ma and askad ma how it want. I told him that tha bus want tha axact opposita way I wantad to go. Ha laughad and said... "I know." FML

Today , I was catting wit moter. Se was telling me about some new moutwas se recently got , an te moment te word ( gargle ) escaped er lips , usband muttered just a little too loudly from te kitcen , ( How about gargling balls instead , bitc. ) Our family is now at war. FML

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On 12/08/2013 at 3:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my nieghbor brought a ruined napkin holder over an claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall an ruined it . I apologized, telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall . mega FML

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On 11/29/2013 at 12:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, mah mom bitched me out for still bieng single at age 19, an still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for mah sister, who's pregnant at 15 an doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML

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On 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm - misc - by failed brood mare (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was offerd a job that pays far more than I expectd, bieng a high school senior. My parents decidd they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college,hich ishy I was looking for work looool in the frst place. FML

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On 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm - work - by Remy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today,ile taking an order over te pone for te customer at work, I began to ear sligt moans. Te moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was acieved and I looool realized I was being used for pone sex. FML

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On 11/12/2013 at 3:29pm - work - by long day - United States (Michigan)

yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

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On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilld it all over my hand. My mother respondd by slapping me 4 getting water everywhere. My hand is scorchd rd, but thanks, I love u too, mother. FML

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On 11/07/2013 at 12:12pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

TODAY, I WOKE UP LATE AND HAD TO RUSH TO CATCH BUS. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL, I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING AND TOOK OFF SWEATER. IT WAS THEN, IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 400 PEOPLE, THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PUTTED A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH. FML

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work wat a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

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On 11/04/2013 at 12:45am - intimacy - by TheTruthofWomen (woman) - United States

Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

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On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML

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On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was using new curling iron to curl hair . I was sitting down . Suddenly I droppd the iron and, as a reflex, I caught it between bare thighs . big fat FML

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On 10/20/2013 at 8:39am - health - by cantcloselegs (woman) - United States



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