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Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went into labor a week earlier than expected. My husband is four hours away on business, and my sister refused to take me unless I paid her $1,000. I had to call 911 and almost gave birth in the kitchen. FML
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On 06/07/2013 at 5:09am - misc - by shesabitch - United States (California)
Today, I could no longer handle the drum music in the apartment below me so I went to kindly ask the little old lady to shut it off before she goes to bed. Her neighbor came out while I knocked to tell me she is out of town and the music is constant so her cats don't get lonely. FML
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On 06/07/2013 at 1:48am - animals - by anew27 - United States
Today, after having spent years staying in school, working hard to achieve good grades, and avoiding all the bad kids, my mom accused me of having no direction in life and complained about how I haven't given her a grandchild yet. I'm 19. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 4:51pm - misc - by luciazee (woman) - Peru (Lima)
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Isle of Man
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turd waffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 2:24pm - health - by fuck kids (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Senegal
Today, I got a promotion and transfer at work. My first responsibility is to fire my soon to be father in-law. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 1:08am - work - by hesgonnahateme - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. I woke up right as the dentist pulled my last tooth. FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 1:01am - health - by Applejacks18 (man) - United States (Montana)
Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML
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On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States
Today, I got the bill for the flowers my husband arranged to be delivered to me while he's out of town next week. I also got the bill for the flowers he's sending to the floozy he'll be seeing next week while he's out of town. The gift tag for it was: "I can't wait to see you." FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML
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On 06/05/2013 at 12:22am - health - by TooSunnyForSkin - United States (Indiana)
Monday 17 June 2013
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