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  • Town/Country : peoria, us
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 March 1991 (21 years)
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Today, as I worked the drive-through at Wendy's, the hottest girl from my math class pulled up to the window. As I handed her the drink, I asked her what she thought of our math test today. She screamed "How did you know I had a math test, you creep!", threw the drink at me, and drove off. FML

#761091 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (69698) - you deserved it (4421)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:09am - work - by olalala2382 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML

#98125 (34)

I agree, your life sucks (30681) - you deserved it (7253)

On 02/21/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by taperjeangirl - United States (Washington)

Today, I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to Thailand for a family trip, didn't we tell you?" FML

#86332 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (57795) - you deserved it (2205)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

#23513 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (9407) - you deserved it (21714)

On 02/11/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by tylerlove361 (man) - United States (Texas)



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