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  • Town/Country : Canada
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 May 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to my house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42804) - you deserved it (11395)

On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was taking a peaceful stroll in the local park when a curious turkey decided to follow me. Trying to shoo it away, I swung my leg at it, as if to fake kick it. Being the stupid animal it is, it decided to fly into my leg as I swung, causing my foot to connect to its neck. It died. FML

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On 03/03/2013 at 9:40am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML

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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States



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