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pussystank
  • Town/Country : Orange County, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About pussystank : I discovers FML in November of 2012 through two friends at school. What I mostly like about FML is how users get butt hurt at puns even though they happen to be funny which cracks me up, also I like FMLs had to do with Animals and elderly lol. What I hate the most is FMLs had to do with relationships and I also can't stand Grammar Nazis like come on who cares about spelling errors it happens to all of us beside this not some English classroom IMO when you online never worry about spelling unless you are filling out job applications. As far as who is my favorite FML user I would pick NoorFML.

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Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML

#20550321
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I agree, your life sucks (30406) - you deserved it (2656)

On 03/19/2013 at 1:00am - work - by seriously! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35868) - you deserved it (2748)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (2802)

On 03/03/2013 at 8:17pm - work - by smokeysarah94 - Canada (Ontario)



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