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About pussystank : I discovers FML in November of 2012 through two friends at school. What I mostly like about FML is how users get butt hurt at puns even though they happen to be funny which cracks me up, also I like FMLs had to do with Animals and elderly lol. What I hate the most is FMLs had to do with relationships and I also can't stand Grammar Nazis like come on who cares about spelling errors it happens to all of us beside this not some English classroom IMO when you online never worry about spelling unless you are filling out job applications. As far as who is my favorite FML user I would pick NoorFML.
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Today, while working in childcare, we went to a farm so the kids could see how things worked. They started showing off prize winning cattle and when they bought out "Miss Stacey", the kids lost their shit. My name is Miss Stacey. FML
Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML
Friday 6 December 2013