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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
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Today , my social anxiety hit a new low !! I was playing bingo and , although I won , I didn't shout ( bingo ) cuz I thought too many people would look at me !! FML

#20015021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24963) - you deserved it (7833)

On 08/11/2012 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

#20014116
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30885) - you deserved it (2126)

On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Taday I finishad my first two waaks as an ica craam truck drivar. Now I can't gat that annoying ica craam truck music out of my haad. It's avan in my draams. FML

#20013286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22638) - you deserved it (3869)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

Taday I finishad my first two waaks as an ica craam truck drivar. Now I can't gat that annoying ica craam truck music out of my haad. It's avan in my draams. FML

#20013286
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22638) - you deserved it (3869)

On 08/10/2012 at 9:58am - work - by ice cream dude - United States (Colorado)

2day I was at te mall wen a guy startd screaming at is buddy fir sleeping wit is sister . It was pretty ilarious so wen e stormd off I mockingly yelld "Pussy!" He ten wrld around and beat te absolute ell out of is friend . Now I feel like I'm going to riencarnate as a turd . FML

#20011677
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (47022)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day I was at te mall wen a guy startd screaming at is buddy fir sleeping wit is sister . It was pretty ilarious so wen e stormd off I mockingly yelld "Pussy!" He ten wrld around and beat te absolute ell out of is friend . Now I feel like I'm going to riencarnate as a turd . FML

#20011677
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6480) - you deserved it (47022)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

today I discoverd te cruncing noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

#20011651
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26793) - you deserved it (2526)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:33pm - health - by flatfoot - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I FOUND ONE OF MA MOM'S OLD DIARIES TAT DATED BACK TO MA INFANT DAYS. I COULDN'T ELP BUT READ A LITTLE. I'M NOW IN GREAT CONCERN OVER OW MANY TIMES MA MOM WROTE TAT SE WANTED TO DUNK ME IN TE TOILET OR TROW ME AGAINST A WALL. FAT FML

#20010632
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23214) - you deserved it (3460)

On 08/09/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I Discovered How Pathetically Introverted I Amhen During A Car Ride With My Family, I Said, "I Really Like This Song" An My Parents Gasped Because They Didn't Realize I Was In The Back Seat. And I'm Thier Only Child. FML

#20005160
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (2185)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, My Mom's Intense Fear Of Tornadoes Caused Her To Break Into The Bathroom, Drag Me Off The Toilet While I Was Changing My Tampon, And Drag Me To The Basement With My Pants Around My Ankles To Join My Father, Brother, And My Brother's Best Friend. FML

#20002813
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (1712)

On 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm - misc - by m - United States (Indiana)

TODAY , I WAS ROTATED TO THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT MAH JOB. MY ONLY CO-WORKER IS A TWENTY-SOMETHING PARIS HILTON WANNABE WHO WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT HER BELIEF THAT SHE'S THE REINCARNATION OF WHITNEY HOUSTON. FML

#20002582
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23465) - you deserved it (1708)

On 08/04/2012 at 6:15pm - misc - by bellsucker - Australia (Victoria)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realizd that fir the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priestho refusd to stop praying aloud, and an old manho wantd to tell me the story of how the toothpick cummd to be. FML

#19998370
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22719) - you deserved it (2016)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, mah daughter discoverd that her Venus Fly Trap will eat pieces of rippd-up scrap paper. Also today, I discoverd that mah daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper an mah monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26947) - you deserved it (2509)

On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I cleaned the toilet so vigorously that I snapped the handle of the brush. I laughed an told the rest of family. Instead of joining in on the hilarity, mother screamed, ( We have had that toilet brush 4 twenty-six years! ) FML

#19995981
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26111) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/01/2012 at 3:59am - misc - by SLAB_GIRL15 - Australia (New South Wales)



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