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Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML
by Sara / 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Animals
Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML
by isuckatlife / 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML
by ouch / 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- Today, my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound. Now whenever I go down on… Today, I had to console my drunk dad over his girlfriend breaking up with him. When he said, "You… Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I…