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purpleskullcandy
  • Town/Country : point, usa
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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 745
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48772) - you deserved it (8003)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46291) - you deserved it (4881)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my doctor called with my test results, which seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting here with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14024) - you deserved it (1376)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)



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