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  • Birth Date : Friday 12 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1087
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

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Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to mah boyfriend flipping on the light and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decidd the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51157) - you deserved it (8300)

On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hile changing mah tampon in the stall of mah high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator . The blood-coverd apparatus shot out lyk a rocket underneath the stall door . For a moment I thought no one noticd, then the screaming began . FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50312) - you deserved it (5303)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah doctor called with mah test results,hich seem to tell him that there's absolutely nothing wrong with me. I'm still sitting ere with an appendage that I'd swear was dispensing napalm, but now I have a $500 bill to go with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18849) - you deserved it (1790)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:18pm - health - by ouch - United States (Washington)



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