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purpleplatypus22
  • Town/Country : DAISYLAND, W00TVILLE
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 March 1998 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 229
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About purpleplatypus22 : YELLO FML-ERS
MY NAME IS DAISY
THANK U 4 LOOKIN AT MY PROFILE
GOODBYE NOW!

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Today, I finally found out that someone had stolen my debit card and maxed it out. The good news? Whoever it was forgot to change the address on the card, so everything they bought online has been shipped to me. The bad news? I've received 16 snuggies so far, and I'm still counting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33778) - you deserved it (2174)

On 09/28/2009 at 4:36pm - money - by SnuggieOverload (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

#5522422 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (54096) - you deserved it (6455)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (4497) - you deserved it (19543)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)



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