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Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john an thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

#4952046
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8604) - you deserved it (83164)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, After Two Years Of Dating, I Gave Virginity To Boyfriend On Birthday. It Wasn't As All Lyk I Dreamed About; I Dreamt That I Wasn't Allergic To Latex. Big Fat FML

I woke up to fine the entire driver's side of car wreckd . Front door, back door, front an rear bumper smashd to shit . A drunk driver had hit it the previous night an ran . Don't worry though, he stoppd an left his insurance information . He keyd it into the undamagd side of car . FML

#4880765
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49082) - you deserved it (2259)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving past a farm tat always as 4 cickens walking around outside!! It always ceers me up to see tem, but I couldn't find tem!! I wasn't watcing te road so I didn't seeen I ran over all 4 cickens!! FML

#4863125
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16922) - you deserved it (50557)

On 08/27/2009 at 4:53pm - animals - by chickenlover (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got home from work, an saw a note on the counter my roomate left saying "Sorry about the basement." I then went into the basement, an found that it was floodd. My TV, Xbox360, mini-fridge, an couch were all destroyd. Good thing he trid to stop the leak with scotch tape. FML

#4856467
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43008) - you deserved it (2187)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by buzzzzkill (man) - United States (Illinois)

my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me wat they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that there like diaper 4 mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

#4833431
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14491) - you deserved it (42132)

On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

Today, I Thought It Would Have Been Funny To Cut Off Mah Friend's Rat-tail. He Thought It Would Be Funny To Puttd A Brick Through Mah Windshield. Mega FML

#4832941
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15010) - you deserved it (108795)

On 08/26/2009 at 9:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, It Was High School Graduation. Because Our School Colors Were Red, Black Andhite, And Our Principal Looked Somewhat Lyk Hitler, The Senior Class Prank Was To Salute Himhen He Finished His Speech. I Was The Only One. FML

#2938815
192 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daugter asked me if we can make sticker art. Of course I said it was ok so se went to looool get some stickers. I wondered were se was going wen se walked into te batroom, but I didn't ask. I left te room an wen I cummed back, er paper was blank an my pads were stuck to te wall. FML

#2935296
73 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 6:35am - kids - by inboxbuddies (woman) - Saudi Arabia (Ash Sharqiyah)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494
821 comments

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY , I WAS CAMPING. ME AN TIS REALLY CUTE GIRL WERE ITTING IT OFF REAL NICE. IT WAS TE LAST NIGT SO WE BOT EADED OVER TO MY TENT TO AVE SEX. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET IT IN WEN A RACCOON RIPPED MY TENT CAUSING TE GIRL TO SCREAM AN RUNAWAY. I GOT COCKBLOCKED BY A RACCOON. FML

#2729024
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70316) - you deserved it (8444)

On 06/08/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by Baggabbles123 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was sitting in ma basement watcing IT. I eard a knocking at ma door an turned te outside ligts on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out an began screaming an jumping around lyk a Ciuaua on drugs. My friends told me it sould be on YouTube witin te week. FML

#2405054
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (8368)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I returned to mah apartment to fine everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and mah fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry 4 a taco and left instead looool of calling 911. FML

#2387828
242 comments

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On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML

#2323618
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50741) - you deserved it (3011)

On 05/26/2009 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants . When he returned.. . he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool . I pull out my 22 . rifle an shot at it.. . but the bullet missed an popped a hole in my pool . 15...000 gallons of water flooded my basement . FML

#2321503
854 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36870) - you deserved it (264666)

On 05/26/2009 at 8:22pm - misc - by Jerrrr (man) - United States (New York)



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