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purplegee
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 September 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1454
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

#5066785 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (30599) - you deserved it (5715)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (85946) - you deserved it (50906)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I took my mom out to a fancy restaurant, and spent close to $300 on her Mother's Day present. Later, my little brother drew her a card with crayons on pink construction paper. She cried. He is 20 years old. FML

#1818781 (167)

I agree, your life sucks (49585) - you deserved it (4163)

On 05/10/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by Jess-zee (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

#1487277 (89)

I agree, your life sucks (43299) - you deserved it (7476)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

#791194 (78)

I agree, your life sucks (45583) - you deserved it (3987)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

#125305 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (33157) - you deserved it (4940)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:14pm - health - by Sheezey (woman) - United States (California)