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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 October 1990 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 117514
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25115) - you deserved it (79176)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45586) - you deserved it (153923)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

#2237527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18939) - you deserved it (55739)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by duhitskelly94 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

#2236513
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18234) - you deserved it (61972)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by burned (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21025) - you deserved it (154431)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)



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