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purple5
  • Town/Country : N/A, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 116819
  • Number of comments : 152
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are suppose to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here FML." FML

#2459150 (196)

I agree, your life sucks (16348) - you deserved it (54641)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (30239) - you deserved it (98453)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drove 150 miles to see one of my favorite singers in concert. Before I got out of the car I checked to make sure I had the tickets. Did I have the tickets? Yes. Were they for today's concert? Nope. FML

#2237527 (96)

I agree, your life sucks (13067) - you deserved it (39230)

On 05/24/2009 at 10:48am - misc - by duhitskelly94 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

#2236513 (168)

I agree, your life sucks (12850) - you deserved it (41581)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by burned (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853 (445)

I agree, your life sucks (12029) - you deserved it (94324)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)