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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 684
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About purple19 : I like purple

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Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30581) - you deserved it (5773)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61765) - you deserved it (3548)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71596) - you deserved it (2981)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)



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