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purple19
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 January 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 466
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML

#7293209 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (22266) - you deserved it (4074)

On 01/12/2010 at 12:42am - misc - by Absent - France

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065 (388)

I agree, your life sucks (50331) - you deserved it (2349)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

#5065139 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (56996) - you deserved it (1910)

On 09/05/2009 at 6:11pm - kids - by WTF (man) - United States (Texas)