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by malos / 08/12/2010 at 2:53am / United States / Work
by iheartvodka / 11/07/2009 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by OompaLoompa / 06/18/2009 at 9:32am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML
by noname / 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm / United States (Florida) / Geek
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was…