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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 404
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About punkylemon : I like cats

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Today, my band got booed off stage. FML

#12470997
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21228) - you deserved it (42940)

On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML

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112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31686) - you deserved it (6017)

On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML

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189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13427) - you deserved it (56538)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML

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On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)



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