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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 681
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my band got booed off stage. FML


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On 08/12/2010 at 2:53am - work - by malos - United States

Today, I had a police officer come to my house because I've been reported missing. My friends online decided to call the police because I haven't signed in for 6 days. FML


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On 11/07/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by iheartvodka (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to use fake tan, seeing as I am so pale. Everywhere I have been today, I have had children behind me. Singing the Oompa Loompa song. FML


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On 06/18/2009 at 9:32am - misc - by OompaLoompa (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I dropped my 400 dollar iphone, that's been through toilets and 6 foot falls, on a walmart floor and shattered the screen. I managed, however, to catch the 2 dollar macaroni and cheese before it hit the ground. FML


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On 02/17/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

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