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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About punkylemon : I like cats

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Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30128) - you deserved it (4048)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (2850)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML

#13906706
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28056) - you deserved it (2850)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm at work as a security guard. At a morgue. Why am I here? FML

#13893197
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25863) - you deserved it (5459)

On 11/18/2010 at 10:04pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32778) - you deserved it (17127)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw that my ex-boyfriend was online and had no plans. I felt extreme happiness knowing he had no life. Then I realized that I was online and had no plans. FML

#13843258
125 comments

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On 11/14/2010 at 6:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

#13825613
75 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 9:25am - kids - by blueheron93 (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, I realized that even though I've taken three years of Spanish, the only words and phrases I can remember are from Dora the Explorer. FML

#13818427
101 comments

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On 11/12/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by rog3rli (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was told by my neighbors that my guitar playing sounded a dying cat. FML

#13754576
192 comments

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On 11/07/2010 at 5:07pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

#13738415
243 comments

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

#13587317
142 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML

#13521617
118 comments

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On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

#13070220
101 comments

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On 09/16/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

#13015413
98 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by roachblend (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
271 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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