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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 463
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About punkylemon : I like cats

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Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML

#17641020
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29548) - you deserved it (5493)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:48am - money - by woodre - United States

Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

#15015231
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32409) - you deserved it (2865)

On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34659) - you deserved it (3790)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -

Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML

#14857654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (10897)

On 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by UghCats (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37300) - you deserved it (21908)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

#14606368
38 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 10:32pm - misc - by sam -

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26464) - you deserved it (3540)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I realized I want school to start again so that I won't be sitting alone in my room all day anymore. FML

#14389923
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24740) - you deserved it (6624)

On 12/30/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by loneliness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

#14244528
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27326) - you deserved it (5767)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:32am - love - by unattractive (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML

#14150656
44 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by augh -

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
135 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

#14080248
142 comments

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On 12/04/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24212) - you deserved it (6185)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States



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