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by woodre / 09/02/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Money
by Aled / 02/17/2011 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Animals
Today, one of my cats peed all over the back of my couch, so I put her outside for a while. When I let her in, she ran straight to the couch and peed on my laptop. This has been going on ever since I accidentally stepped on her tail, several months ago. FML
by UghCats / 02/05/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Wyoming) / Animals
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
by Malakai / 02/02/2011 at 12:57am / United States / Kids
by walnutbladder / 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health
by loneliness / 12/30/2010 at 12:48am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 2:03am / United States / Transportation
by unattractive / 12/18/2010 at 4:32am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh / 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/04/2010 at 2:32am / United States (Texas) / Geek
Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML
by chi-huaHUA / 12/04/2010 at 2:08am / United States / Animals
- Today, after struggling with Erectile dysfunction I finally got an erection while my wife was home,… Today, in an elaborate prank, my friend started a small fire in my yard. I tried to put it out and… Today, I had a sex dream. I woke up, sleepily got myself off and fell right asleep. it wasn't until…