Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 03/02/2015 at 6:34pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 708
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

punisher316's page activity

Visits<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 10/31/2015 at 1:23am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 4:20pm<b>MikkiMarie</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:42pm<b>moron011</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 11:19pm<b>worldclassrager</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 11:38pm<b>Sophia813</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 1:25pm<b>SandyBella</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 5:55am<b>kirbs19</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 3:20am<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 11:44pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 5:26pm<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 11:56am<b>imbatmanfir</b> - the 12/12/2014 at 3:50pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 8:31pm<b>rainbowsandshit1</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 4:47pm<b>Stryker_13</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 3:22am<b>mmcewen</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 11:18pm<b>fire_man_14</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 4:11am<b>bjf21</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 2:57am

punisher316's FML badges

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of punisher316's badges

punisher316's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. They were having signings, but only the first one hundred could get one. When I finally got to the desk, they said I was number hundred and one, and to get lost. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56235) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/21/2013 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

FML's blog

  • Eni's illustrated FML
  • Greetings worshipers of lines and colours! This week, with the help of a talented young illustrator we’re checking kids out. No, not like that. Damn, that sounded bad. We’re taking a different look a…

Friday 12 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: