About pumpjack : Hi, my nickname everyone calls me is Pumpjack. Feel free to ask questions or talk
pumpjack's FML badges
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by our moderating team.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
pumpjack's favorite FMLs
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Intimacy
- « Previous page
- Next page »