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  • Number of visits : 91
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pumpjack : Hi, my nickname everyone calls me is Pumpjack. Feel free to ask questions or talk

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pumpjack's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2013 at 12:11am / United States / Intimacy