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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
by cjk004 / 02/15/2009 at 6:35am / United States (California) / Love
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
by Kevin / 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by nolongerengaged / 02/03/2009 at 12:08pm / United States / Love
by Nik / 01/23/2009 at 10:41am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a mailer from Adam and Eve with a bunch of hard core porn ads inside. I have been getting these since i ordered a Pirate porn video a few months ago. I was gone for a few weeks overseas. My mother-in-law was getting the mail. FML
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 4:31pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by f'ed_over / 01/19/2009 at 6:12am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Fucked / 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
- Today, my SO started to lecture me on how caffeine is bad for the baby. I breastfeed our daughter.… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by… Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my…