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Yesterday, I realized that when mah boyfriend said "I'll love u forever" what he really meant was "I'll love u until I meet yur significantly more attractive sister"

#11445252
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49243) - you deserved it (4840)

On 06/25/2010 at 3:08am - love - by Crumpet - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grlfriend actually walked into a door and gave herself a black eye . She's too embarrassed to admit it, so she's telling everyone I beat her . FML

#10760568
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58509) - you deserved it (3669)

On 05/25/2010 at 7:06pm - love - by DHarman (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my very handsome, fit, Russian boyfriend tried to make me feel better about bieng a little overwieght by telling me, "It's okay, you're American, everyone expects u to be fat." FML

#10696817
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33429) - you deserved it (14610)

On 05/22/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by ChubbyAmerican (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was having an affair with a grl from mah work. She scratched mah back while we were doing it and I didn't want mah wife to find out so I threw myself down the stars at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. real FML

#10658705
533 comments

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On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I lectured mah second-grade class to be more descriptive in there writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading there work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

#10541725
107 comments

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On 05/15/2010 at 3:47am - kids - by Teaching26 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah boyfriand looool broka up with ma through Skypa, with tha massaga "my panis wants mora, but mah haart an mind don't want to hurt you." FML

#10462251
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34881) - you deserved it (3852)

On 05/11/2010 at 4:56am - intimacy - by justsingle (woman) - Philippines

Taday mah wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks so I told her to do something 4 me to get me in the mood. She sighd and then went upstairs to get ready 4 work. FML

#9180721
161 comments

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On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

TODAY I WAS AWAKENED, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BY THE SOUND OF CRYING COMING FROM OUTSIDE. THERE'S A MILE IN BETWEEN HOUSES WHERE I LIVE. FML

#8546580
203 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

TODAY I WAS AWAKENED, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BY THE SOUND OF CRYING COMING FROM OUTSIDE. THERE'S A MILE IN BETWEEN HOUSES WHERE I LIVE. FML

#8546580
203 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by holycow (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah best friend had set me up on a blind date. The guy demonstrated at length that he could do different cartoon voice such as Donald Duck, Droopy and many other the entire time. Oh, and he also kept wanting to talk about his farts. FML

#8529668
81 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 9:12pm - love - by Court - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself,hen he began laughing and said ,( It's you! I've hered about you! ) He left laughing. I still don't knowho he is, or wat made him laugh. FML

#8397954
128 comments

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On 02/18/2010 at 1:38am - misc - by Lizzielollipop816 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating , in my own house. FML

#7923613
82 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia

Today..!! After Almost Nine Monts Of Doing Anyting And Everyting To Sow Ma Love For Ma Girlfriend And Make Er Appy..!! Se Told Me Se Would Give ( Anyting ) To Relive Te One Week Of Er And Er Ex's Relationsip Were Se Was Te Appiest In Er Life!! FML

#7831807
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26940) - you deserved it (3045)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:52pm - love - by redjesus69 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

2day I saw a picture of me from a night of drinking that surprisingly looked really really good . I showed my boyfriend and he agreed with me . Then he added, ( What's funny is it looks nothing lyk you! ) mega FML

#7215192
23 comments

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On 01/08/2010 at 10:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave my 7 year old a snowglobe. I had spent the last week deconstructing it, putting an looool action figure of his favorite cartoon character inside, and then putting it back together. Later, I find it smashed into pieces cuz he wanted to "play with the toy it came with." FML

#6998138
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (6641)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)



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